Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Seven things to keep yourself entertained during a boring MRT ride

Seven things to keep yourself entertained during a boring MRT ride

In random order--

1 . Grade those seated at the opposite row. If grading is not your thing, try guessing their ages.

2. Peer over your neighbour's shoulders and start reading off his newspapers/magazine/notes.

3. In a crowded train, sniff the closest person next to you and guess what perfume or shampoo he/she is using.Beware, it could be perfume ala au natural aka BO.

4. Once again, in a crowded train, give a silent fart( hopefully a silent pungent one ) and observe reactions of the others near you. Just don't poo in your pants.

5. Read a book / newspaper upside down ..and see if others dart you peculiar looks

6. Strike up a converstation and pretend to be someone from some mlm company ...start a sales pitch

7. Sing along with your mp3 player..no need to be perfect pitching..just sing aloud ..pretend to be S'pore idol


Try it..

* just for the records.. i have tried 1 n 2 :P *

3 comments:

Chrissy said...

You tried it all?? hahhahahaha....

incognito said...

haha i always give out a silent fart on the mrt

Eileen. 静 said...

neil --
*eileen cups her palm over her nose*
i'll avoid sitting or standing near you if i see u in the trains

Chris --coz not lah..ahhaaha