(if you wanna read about the involuntarily thing i nearly did ..pls scroll to the middle of this entry)
I finally joined the two ladies at Ice cold beer yesterday night. Why did I say finally ? Keke..well..they did asked me a few times but it's either I am not in the mood or was engaged with other friends.
The thing about this place is you can be as laid back as you like and no one will bother you..of coz unless you approach the person sitting alone at the next table for a chat. That's exactly what one of my gal friends did--approached the late 40 plus yr old ang moh seated just next to her for a chat. I didn't quite join in the conversation until much later.
Why so? Nah, I want to be entertained and not to entertain.Plus, I am never into Caucasians. Besides, he was speaking in an Irish accent :P It was good that my friends spoke to him and his friend who came along later, coz it 'earned' them free beers (giggles) I guess that's one of the perks yah? I just sat there, and people watch...observing my young friend using her girly charm on the older men hehehe.
Anyway, I cut short my stay (was there for 3 hour odd...long enough!) and took my leave at about midnight. Managed to hop on the bus the min.I got to the bus stop. That's when my night mare started.
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I nearly did something involuntarily at the lift lobby~~~!!
Just 3 mins into my bus journey home, I felt this weird sensation. Weird in a bad bad bad way mind you. Nothing of the pleasurable sort for sure. Ouch! I was clutching my tummy in pain. The first wave of pain hit me rather badly. Then it stopped. I was already anticipating the next wave. True enough, it happened 2 mins later..and I found myself clutching very forcefully on the strap of my bag. Gosh I tell you..I would have got down the bus if there was a toilet in sight! I nearly did something involuntarily at the lift lobby~~~!!
It was one of the worst thing to happen..the wanting to do a big business while on a public transport. ARGH.
Okay, to cut it short, yes..I managed to alight the bus at my stop and kinda ran to my lift lobby. I hurriedly punched on the lift button and in no time it descended to the ground floor. The lift doors open to the side and when my left foot was about to step in..
"oh sorry sorry.. " said a guy's voice..
I looked to the side..oh..there was a young couple huddled together as if they were superglued to each other.. Before I can even say anything..he proceeded to close the lift door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly I was too shocked and was in pain to do anything about the situation. I managed to regain myself after a sec or two..and was cursing the couple by then. Thankfully the next lift came and I zoomed in ...and yes..ran to my toilet with my bag and all. It was pure bliss I tell you. But yes, I cursed the couple.. I don't care who the hell they are.
Pls lah!!!! Don't disgrace yourself and your family by making out in these see through lifts can!!! And what do u mean by sorry sorry and not let me ride in the same bloody lift !??! Wanna make out then pls go get a room can!? Let me tell you there are 5 budget hotels just 5 mins away from my estate!!!! 3 hotel 81 and 2 fragrance for you to choose from. Don't tell me you cannot afford the $20 for 2 hours!! It is much better to go up and down in a public housing lift!! Or perhaps you guys are exhibitionists? Love the thrill of being seen? Is that it?
The lifts are not meant for couples to pet or make out in. Stupid people.
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8 comments:
I know it's kinda cursing when some emergency came, and something else prevents you from getting your business done.
But that couple could have at least left the lift after "being caught".
Just a piece of my mind. Next time, don't give a damn to these people. Tell them off, or simply call the police. That should teach them a lesson.
Cheers.
Unlucky lol, actually I thought you *coughfartedintheliftcough*
I did that when I was holidaying in China last time then I see the African tourist swear something I want to laugh but don't dare.
undead--- well.under normal circumstances..i prob. would have done what u suggest ..like tell them off . but last nite..i was in terrible pain and couldn't think straight.. oh well :X
*Get in the lift, curse, fart and runs to the next lift*
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Too bad you were to shock and in pain to do anything...
Aiya...here I thought you had done it, in the lift ha ha
hey AD deleted her blog ah?
*sighs*
3point8--thanks for the great tip. yes...i would have if not for the fact that i was rooted to the ground at that moment :P
julian--hey..i am quite proud to control it hor... it was one of the toughest thing to do :P try it yourself. kekeke
on a previous trip to china, since i dont trust china toilets i controlled till i got back to the hotel.
I thought you vomitted cos you had too much to drink! (well blame it on the picture at the start of the entry! heheh) Oh dear the couple was TERRIBLE! It never fails to amaze me how many WEIRD and INCONSIDERATE people there are out there... Not discounting my NEIGHBOURS upstairs who, despite our complaints, smoke, throw ash & cigarettes & cigarette box down at my balcony, amongst other irritating and strange things they do... :(
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